My Excellent Day
| Time | Activity |
|---|---|
| 7:00am | Drink coffee, Ponder my decision |
| 8:00am | Call bride to confirm she still likes me |
| 9:30am | Final checklist with planner, pretend I’m calm |
| Noon | Formal uniform acquisition (tux pickup) |
| 2:30pm | Barbershop, show photo of Ryan Gosling, accept reality |
| 4:30pm | Site inspection, deep breaths |
| 6:30pm | Launch ceremony |
| 8:30pm | First dance, first bite, eat cake, forever |